Overwhelmed by Problems?

Then ladies and gentlemen, I have just the solution for you. To forget about all those nagging issues--the paycheck that won't stretch any further, the bills that won't stop clogging up your mailbox, the job that is going nowhere--just wear uncomfortable underwear! I know it works for me. Walking down the street, I don't stare into my somewhat foggy future and try to uncover its vast secrets. No siree. I'm too preoccupied wondering if I'm going to lose my undies to worry about anything else. With each step I take, the elastic in the waistband gets looser and looser and I get closer and closer to accidentally showing the world my gutchies. Now that's a REAL problem!