Beware the Ides of March

Such sage advice from that random Soothsayer in the opening scenes of Shakespeare's "Julius Caesar." I should have paid him more heed myself. I've considered just hiding under my desk for the rest of the day, praying that either all the press releases demanding to be proofread will go away, or some power-hungry colleague in what little space is available below me on the totem pole will come in and stab me in the back...

E tu Brute? Then fall Susie.